Jaja, das gibts!

Ab jetzt kann man mit Gott auch Chatten!

Ha!

Und sogar in schick!

Me: Do you know Eliza?
God: Eliza -- also known as doctor, is the original psychiatrist program 
     developed by Joseph Weisenbaum at MIT in the 1960's.
Me: How fast you type!
God: I can reply to about  queries per hour.
Me: How many?
God: How many would you guess?
Me: NaN from your sentence.

:-)